Today I went on a wild goose chase to find some finishing touches for my Halloween costume. Why a wild goose chase? Because to be honest I wasn't even sure what I was looking for. Anyway, I decided to cut my losses and just go home. I went to get on the train when of course some woman with her baby carriage is taking up half the door. I swear its during rush hour that I see more baby carriages than at a Babies R Us. Anyway, with the carriage and other passengers, I moved over right by the seat nearest to the door. As I'm standing there I notice the guy sitting right in front of me is sleeping with his mouth wide open. Normally I wouldn't care, because I've seen this numerous times. But in this case, the man started bopping to the left and right and then started coming towards me. He kept falling half way towards my stomach and then would bop right back up. Now, I started to get worried because all I'm thinking is, "This dude better not fall out of his seat, onto me." And as I mentioned the train was packed, so there wasn't really anywhere for me to go. So as he's moving back and forth, I put the little bag I was holding on my arm holding the pole, so when he would start to come towards me, he would feel it and go back. It worked....for a while. Eventually as we approached the next stop, and made a sharp turn, there he went right into me or rather it. Yes, ladies and gentleman, right into my wonton soup, into my woo woo, into my golden ticket. Yes, he went head first right into my baby maker!!!! I was beyond disgusted and pissed off at first. But nothing, and I wish I had a picture of it, could compare to the embarrassed, confused and horrified look on his face. I just started to laugh as he said, "I'm sorry. Oh, I'm so so sorry." Needless to say he got off at the next stop and no, there is definitely no pun intended there! So yes, these are just some of the things I experience on my Subway adventures.
Have you had a similar random moment?
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