...well they're only some of my confessions. If I confessed everything about me, your computer would be sure to explode or melt or something to that dramatic effect. And then you'd come looking for me to reimburse you for it and I'm in no position to give anyone any kind of hand out in these economic times. Anyway I digress. These "confessions", are just to give you a little insight on the inner workings of my twisted little mind...Ok not twisted, but definetly not all there. And furthermore give you an idea of what kind of crap you're gonna see here. And by crap, I mean crap. Anyway, here goes:
- I constantly walk around saying I hate things, when in reality I'm actually a pretty positive and nice person...yet no one has yet to see that side of me. Go figure.
- I always have something to say about someone or something, whether it be good or bad. And I'm not prejudice at all. I'll talk about adults, children, grandmothers, teachers, myself. No one is safe! I have a big mouth and trust me I know how to use it...Wait, that sounds bad...Nevermind.
- My cousin has been pestering me to start a blog for ages. She's pretty successful at hers *Cheap Family Plug Alert* You can read it for yourself at NewYorkChica.com.
- I love Show Tunes and am obsessed with Glee & the Logo channel's "The A List: New York" & "RuPaul's Drag Race". I'm sure I was a gay man in my past life. Oh honey, the stories I could tell.
- I live in NY and I could name 150 reasons why I hate it. Like the fact that the MTA royally sucks and I'd rather try to hitch a ride on a pigeon then to get on that steal trap every morning...But I have only one reason I stay; there's no place like NY.
- I went to Catholic School my entire life and couldn't tell you one bible verse & I curse like a Sailor.
- I'm a Puerto Rican gal from the Bronx who's NEVER...wait for it....NEVER...wait for it....been pregnant. (For anyone offended by this, get over it. It's a blog, it's funny, it's my life, get over it).
- Is pretty sure she's gonna get at least one person commenting about the above. And is pretty sure she's not gonna care.
- If I ever met Tosh.O I'd feel like I finally made it.
- I am as straight as they come. However if I had the opportunity to get it on with Katy Perry & Nicki Minaj I wouldn't be totally against it.
- In love with the color pink and no I don't think that's girly.
- I'm not to sure exactly why I'm writing this.
- Embarrassing to you, but not to me moment: One of my top five favorite movies is "To Wong Foo Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar". (Also obsessed with Mr. John Leguizamo)
- My favorite number is 14.
This blog, or diary if you will, is just a cluster fu*k of stories, lessons and ideas that effect me in my daily life. Maybe you'll be able to relate and maybe you won't. Hopefully at least one of the things I say can make you laugh, chuckle, smile or even say "WTF". Any reaction I can live with.
So do you have any Confessions you'd share with the world? If so, share with me; I'm reading (in lieu of "I'm listening")
Happy Blogging All
So far, I'm loving your blog confessions -- it's so YOU! lol If you want a cool change on the look, just let me know. :)
ReplyDeleteI will most definitely let you know. Gracias!
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